Neda 35 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 I was casually playing on Identity, Jailbreak, when I wrote in chat “How do I get perma-banned?” The admin responded diligently, “advertise another server or hack”. I chose the first option. I, in my cheekiness, wrote www.exile.lv in the chat, and with no clue as to how to get hacks on Counter Strike, this struck me as the easiest option to get a ban. Nothing occurred within the first few seconds, and the server was as quiet as a ghost town. I banged the keys on my keyboard unable to hold in my anticipation. I sent the message “where’s my ban”. Suddenly, out of nowhere, the ban hammer landed and struck me, as if I were sentenced in court. The blow was immense and I was banished from Identity forever. A smile formed upon my face, and a tear streamed down my cheek, reflecting the message the admin wrote; “perma ban”. I was ecstatic. I was unable to hold my happiness. I was banned. Banned from Identity, an immense wave of satisfaction washed over me. However upon my dismay, the admins changed my sentence for a week ban, the tears now forming were not tears of happiness, but of dread. I could not believe what I saw, my head slumped down, and the tears hit my desk going “splash”, “splash”. I listened to the sound for a while until I snapped out of my trance. I screamed out in agony not knowing what to do. After a few minutes of this horrid agony, I decided I’d give it another go, and try to achieve my goal of a perma ban another day and let this horrible story stay in my memory as of today. zoldins, DopeScott, akka and 11 others 13 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go Hārds. 1561 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 braļukas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neda 35 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 Čau @@Go Hārds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubstep 879 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 Have you been experiencing symptoms of Autismus Maximums long time ago or just recently? blurryface, exsup, veterans and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outpace 1944 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 Advertising = perma ban. Have a nice day! :tl: Mercedes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akka 13400 MAIN Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 nice story, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neda 35 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 Advertising = perma ban. Buy unban if you still wanna play on this server. Have a nice day! The problem is that the admin gave me a "9999 second" ban, and I asked for a perma one. Have a nice day also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollka 998 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 Advertising = perma ban. Buy unban if you still wanna play on this server. Have a nice day! :tl: Viņam ir 1 week bans, bet viņš grib perma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neda 35 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 nice story, thanks. Thank youu <3 Viņam ir 1 week bans, bet viņš grib perma jā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outpace 1944 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 Viņam ir 1 week bans, bet viņš grib perma Es jau iepriekš pārlaboju banu no weeka uz perma. Viņš vienkārši to nav pamanijis I already changed ur ban to perm btw like hour ago. https://identy.lv/bans/index/1341 lollka 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neda 35 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 (edited) Es jau iepriekš pārlaboju banu no weeka uz perma. Viņš vienkārši to nav pamanijis Thank youu, love youu <333 Sorry, didn't notice it because as I checked the ban it was one week Edited May 20, 2018 by Neda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faz 4425 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 What the fck is this? Neighbours registering to our forum to ASK for a perma ban? What's next? Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria? May I ask why do you prefer a perma ban on this server, instead of just ... not playing here? Mercedes, DZIVNIEКS, exsup and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyTīģeris 916 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 Kapēc vispār ir jāraksta angliski, ja Tu proti latviski runāt/rakstīt? Pilnīgs bullshits, savāc savas smadzeņu šūnas kopā un sāc tās pielietot lūdzu. Es labprāt uzliktu perm banu tikai tapēc, ka šis viss raksts ir mēsls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neda 35 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 What the fck is this? Neighbours registering to our forum to ASK for a perma ban? What's next? Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria? May I ask why do you prefer a perma ban on this server, instead of just ... not playing here? There's a reason for why I need the ban. Plus does it really hurt that bad that I'm banned here? As far as I know banning me doesn't take any money nor does it really take anything. Kapēc vispār ir jāraksta angliski, ja Tu proti latviski runāt/rakstīt? Pilnīgs bullshits, savāc savas smadzeņu šūnas kopā un sāc tās pielietot lūdzu. Es labprāt uzliktu perm banu tikai tapēc, ka šis viss raksts ir mēsls. I'm so sorry if you don't speak English, but you see I don't really speak Latvian myself So I came to the conclusion that I'll write this in a language that we all know and love - English. excalibur, eeec, e56 kompakts and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faz 4425 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 It doesn't hurt, nor it costs any money. It's just very odd that you go through the trouble of registering on our website for the purpose of not playing here anymore. It just doesn't make any sense to me. All in all, it's a pity we lose a player from another country, because we don't have many of you guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
