I was casually playing on Identity, Jailbreak, when I wrote in chat “How do I get perma-banned?” The admin responded diligently, “advertise another server or hack”. I chose the first option.
I, in my cheekiness, wrote www.exile.lv in the chat, and with no clue as to how to get hacks on Counter Strike, this struck me as the easiest option to get a ban. Nothing occurred within the first few seconds, and the server was as quiet as a ghost town. I banged the keys on my keyboard unable to hold in my anticipation. I sent the message “where’s my ban”. Suddenly, out of nowhere, the ban hammer landed and struck me, as if I were sentenced in court. The blow was immense and I was banished from Identity forever. A smile formed upon my face, and a tear streamed down my cheek, reflecting the message the admin wrote; “perma ban”. I was ecstatic. I was unable to hold my happiness. I was banned. Banned from Identity, an immense wave of satisfaction washed over me.
However upon my dismay, the admins changed my sentence for a week ban, the tears now forming were not tears of happiness, but of dread. I could not believe what I saw, my head slumped down, and the tears hit my desk going “splash”, “splash”. I listened to the sound for a while until I snapped out of my trance.
I screamed out in agony not knowing what to do.
After a few minutes of this horrid agony, I decided I’d give it another go, and try to achieve my goal of a perma ban another day and let this horrible story stay in my memory as of today.