Rels*
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A girl goes into a bar. She says, "Bartender, give me a triple Jack Daniels" He gives her a triple Jack Daniels, and she drinks them all. She has five more in a row, drinks them all, passes out dead drunk, and everybody in the bar fucks her. The next night, again same happens..3rd night, she walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a triple Tequila" He says, "I thought you drank Jack Daniels" She says, "Not anymore. Jack Daniels makes my pussy sore"
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Dzimene 12 Aprili!
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man 29.
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liels puika
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16 aprili
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Bljaa kaa lai sitai skaabenei iestasta, ka tur NEBIJA LJ BUG!!! Taka ar 2 gadigu bernu....... --------------------------------- Kr4 verat ciet, sitas aksts ir vienkarsi unikaalaa gudribas liimeni... edit nr 2: :jerk: noslauki shmeku no lupam, skatos ka dzekam skauzh, ka kads vairak pelna par vinu, bucho manu pakalju! :dlidejs:
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Tu lasit neproti? Izlasi velreiz ko es rakstiju un tad parlabo savu stulbumu! Sivena tevs, bija tieshi peec slay, un tu turpinaji par LJ bug, tad ko tu te tagad maini teemu, izstijas ka tev taa niks rakstits, bet nu pectam izlasiju kartigi liela atskiriba tapat nav!
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1. [AMXBANS] =============================================== [AMXBANS] Banned by Admin: SVEETAIS TEEVS [AMXBANS] You can complain about your ban @ www.identy.lv [AMXBANS] Reason: 'runa_gag_laika' [AMXBANS] Duration: '2 hours' [AMXBANS] Your SteamID: 'STEAM_0:0:27199914' [AMXBANS] Your IP: '94.173.143.110' [AMXBANS] ================================================= 2. Pirmaam kaartam, tas admins ir pilnigi ****** un *****, bet tas taa! Sakas jauna mape, lekaju LJ, kura NAV LJ BUG, tapec ka viss iet pec standarda 250maxspeed, nevis kaa citas mapes tevi megina grust nost no kaatiem, jo tu esi afk.. Taalak, es rakstu "nafig" "par ko" u.t.t.. tad vins man to noteikumu izmet ara par to LJ bug taisishanu, es vinam paskaidroju, ka shini mape, NAV. Protams seko Gags, tad es turpinu admin chata, par savu briivibu ciinities, un pec taa sekoja bans.. 3. deathrun_evolution 02.01.2013 22:57, bans uzlikts 22:58. 4. Steam... 5. http://identy.lv/bans/index/37880 Da labi vispar par shito, ja "mazak par 1 dienas bans, tad nerakstit" sviests galigakais, delj vienas 0 man te jasezh un jagaida 2h?
