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In Family Guy, god farted the universe into existence


A fart is about .015 psi and an average untrained punch is about 75 psi. Making a punch 5000 times stronger than a fart


So family god’s punch should be worth 5000 universes


Peter Griffin took a punch to the balls from god, making Peter Griffin’s balls capable of withstanding the force of 5000 universes

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Tagad vairs nevar iekopēt tekstu un saņemt biļeti, man ir jāpiepūla pirksti, lai uzrakstītu divsimt simbolu garu tekstu un rezultātā, tāpat dabūšu savus nulle idc. Taču ceru, ka šī reize būs tā veiksmīgā, jo mans laiks ir ļoti svarīgs un es to esmu iztērējis, rakstot šo bezsakaru. Diez te jau ir divsimt simbolu, man sāk nogurt rokas, turot datoru klēpī, neērtā pozā.

Un tagad deklamēšu nelielu runu no savas tikko izdotās grāmatas ar nosaukumu - kāpēc man kapec man tas ir jādara? Es uzdevums sev šādu jautājumu, darot to tāpat.

 
 
 

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