LIN?RDS 2915 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Ceru ka nevienam nav problemas ar anglu valodu My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. Devil^^, upacka, šayžuks and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaFzYy 64 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 skūbī dū xD Cracker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FooT 470 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 no englias muerto muchachas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melns Kaķis 1891 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Līdz pēdējam teikumam domāju kas šī par huiņu, bet tad izlasīju pēdējo rindu un bija jāpasmejas. simplijs and NaFzYy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excalibur 1844 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Veri nais and veri swīt. :DDD skobi dobi do. )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Students 172 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 so serious, as always Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracker 2331 Report Share Posted November 2, 2013 nais one xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upacka 622 Report Share Posted November 3, 2013 Domāju, ka beigās būs kaut kāds ūber-joke, bet fig. labs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akka 13400 MAIN Report Share Posted November 3, 2013 nais one xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almighty Sasquatch 426 Report Share Posted November 4, 2013 Nafzy'js lops , nospoiloja man visu pasākumu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...